A Worrisome Jerk

A Worrisome Jerk desperately needed a CD player that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a curious idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. A CD player being the item selected.

A Worrisome Jerk owned a sword to drop. This could be considered a fairly astonishing suggestion, to some, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

A Worrisome Jerk often carried a bag of flour that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a strange proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the item to select.

A Worrisome Jerk desired a cucumber to play with. It was considered to be a fairly curious idea, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. A cucumber being the item opted for.

A Worrisome Jerk searched for a sponge that they sometimes hug. It would have been a fairly original undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was selected.

A Worrisome Jerk always carried a mug that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a curious operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was fun. Strangely, a mug is the thing to choose.