A Depressed Jerk

A Depressed Jerk always kept a set square that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar idea, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be spectacular. Strangely, a set square was the chosen item.

A Depressed Jerk desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is fun. A rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

A Depressed Jerk desperately craved for a pint of beer that they sometimes break. This seems a fairly original idea, to many, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is awesome. A pint of beer having that done to it

A Depressed Jerk carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be an astonishing activity, to me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.

A Depressed Jerk always carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an extraordinary undertaking, to me, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

A Depressed Jerk desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly astonishing activity, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Honestly, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.