His Brainy Jerk

His Brainy Jerk desperately needed a crown that they would sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the item that was selected.

His Brainy Jerk desperately looked for a stapler to throw. This could be considered a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler being the thing opted for.

His Brainy Jerk always had with them a pint of cider that they would occasionally cuddle. It should be a fairly surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

His Brainy Jerk desperately desired a custard pie that they liked to insert somewhere. This could be considered a new undertaking, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

His Brainy Jerk searched for a ball that they would occasionally hug. This could be considered a fairly original idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a ball of all things.

His Brainy Jerk always carried a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.