The Orange Jerk

The Orange Jerk always carried a bat that they would share. This seems a fairly new proposal, to me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the item that was selected.

The Orange Jerk often carried a stapler that they would often smash. It was considered to be an odd approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. A stapler would be the item chosen.

The Orange Jerk desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally throw. It should be an odd proposal, to most, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was exciting. A bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

The Orange Jerk needed a cheese grater that they would sometimes experiment on. It was a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to many, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cheese grater having that done to it

The Orange Jerk looked for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes drop. It was a curious exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

The Orange Jerk always kept a set square that they liked to put on his head. It was considered to be an original activity, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square was the chosen thing.