The Scary Jerk

The Scary Jerk searched for a stapler that they would worship. One might say this is a weird approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

The Scary Jerk needed a tomato that they would occasionally annihilate It might be an extraordinary operation, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Honestly, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

The Scary Jerk desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would often sit and look at. It should be a fairly curious operation, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

The Scary Jerk always carried a spade to throw. It is an extraordinary activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a spade would be the item that was opted for.

The Scary Jerk craved for a block of cheese that they liked to sit and look at. It might have been a fairly strange undertaking, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

The Scary Jerk desperately desired a toilet brush to try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly funny action, to me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.