Her Boring Jerk

Her Boring Jerk always carried a cup that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be an astonishing idea, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is entertaining. A cup is the thing to select.

Her Boring Jerk desperately wanted a mug that they would break. It might be a fairly different suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be fun. Bizarrely, a mug having that done to it

Her Boring Jerk craved for a sword that they liked to experiment on. It was a fairly surprising operation, to many, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the chosen item.

Her Boring Jerk desperately looked for a stapler that they would sometimes worship. It might have been a somewhat surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

Her Boring Jerk had a pen to experiment on. It should be a strange undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a pen is the item to select.

Her Boring Jerk always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly new activity, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was epic. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.