The Confused Jerk

The Confused Jerk often carried a stapler that they would cuddle. One might say this is an extraordinary thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was epic. Honestly, a stapler is the item to opt for.

The Confused Jerk desired a Harry Potter wand to rub on his belly. It is considered to be an unusual idea, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.

The Confused Jerk desperately looked for a can of coke that they sometimes experiment on. It would have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was amazing. Remarkably, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Jerk always carried a stretchman to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was spectacular. A stretchman is the thing to select.

The Confused Jerk owned a cup that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly curious activity, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the thing that was selected.

The Confused Jerk craved for a set of lego that they would often try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly odd suggestion, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego being the chosen thing.