A Round Jerk

A Round Jerk always kept a pen that they sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly exciting activity, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a pen would be the item that was selected.

A Round Jerk always carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally eat. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to most, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

A Round Jerk desperately looked for a helmet that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might find this to be a strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

A Round Jerk craved for a custard pie that they would worship. One might find this to be a new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was epic. A custard pie would be the item chosen.

A Round Jerk desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would often share. It would be a weird proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

A Round Jerk desperately needed a big sponge that they sometimes sit and look at. It was a fairly new proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a big sponge was the chosen item.