A Handsome Jerk

A Handsome Jerk always had with them a computer that they would smash. One might say this is a peculiar thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a computer is the item that was chosen.

A Handsome Jerk desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often hug. This could be considered a somewhat surprising thing to do, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.

A Handsome Jerk desperately needed a stretchman that they would often sit and look at. It might have been a bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the item to opt for.

A Handsome Jerk carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally drop. This might appear to be a different thing to do, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

A Handsome Jerk desired a can of coke that they would sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

A Handsome Jerk looked for a set square that they would often put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the item to select.