His Eccentric Jerk

His Eccentric Jerk always had with them a rubber johnny that they sometimes smash. It is a peculiar thought, to some, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

His Eccentric Jerk owned a sponge to put down their trousers. This is certainly a new proposal, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sponge is the thing to select.

His Eccentric Jerk desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

His Eccentric Jerk carried a lava lamp that they would often sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to many, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was epic. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

His Eccentric Jerk always carried a magic 8 ball to demolish. It was considered to be a fairly odd operation, to me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.

His Eccentric Jerk desperately wanted a ball that they would often embrace. This seems a different exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a ball having that done to it