Fat Jerk

Fat Jerk desperately desired a hat that they would sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a hat would be the chosen thing.

Fat Jerk looked for a melon that they would sometimes break. It should be a funny exercise, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a melon being the chosen thing.

Fat Jerk had a custard pie that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

Fat Jerk desperately wanted a can of coke that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a curious action, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a can of coke was the item that was selected.

Fat Jerk always kept a rubber chicken that they would occasionally throw. It was an original operation, to me, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a rubber chicken of all things.

Fat Jerk desired a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put on his head. This could be considered a fairly unusual thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. A bottle of beer being the thing opted for.