Their Blue Jerk

Their Blue Jerk had a pint of cider that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a fairly strange operation, to you, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be miraculous. Honestly, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

Their Blue Jerk always carried a bat that they would occasionally hug. It might be an extraordinary idea, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a bat is the thing to choose.

Their Blue Jerk needed a CD player that they sometimes hug. One might say this is a fairly strange action, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a CD player is the item to opt for.

Their Blue Jerk needed a helmet that they would sit and look at. It might have been a fairly weird suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a helmet is the thing to select.

Their Blue Jerk desired a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally drop. This might appear to be a fairly unusual exercise, to you, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, fun. A Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

Their Blue Jerk craved for a ball that they would sometimes cuddle. One might say this is an astonishing thought, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a ball would be the chosen thing.