His Nervous Jerk

His Nervous Jerk looked for a bottle of coke to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly curious operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was amazing. Honestly, a bottle of coke of all things.

His Nervous Jerk needed a melon that they would sometimes worship. It was an odd thought, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was awesome. Honestly, a melon being the chosen item.

His Nervous Jerk desperately desired a custard pie that they would sometimes smash. It should be a fairly new action, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

His Nervous Jerk had a pen that they would occasionally cuddle. It is a surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pen would be the item that was selected.

His Nervous Jerk desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally annihilate This is certainly a fairly original activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

His Nervous Jerk searched for a toilet brush that they sometimes put on his head. It would have been a different suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the item opted for.