My Magical Jerk

My Magical Jerk often carried a helmet that they would sometimes smash. It was considered to be a fairly strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was entertaining. Remarkably, a helmet is the thing that was chosen.

My Magical Jerk always carried a cucumber that they would sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was wonderful. Strangely, a cucumber being the chosen item.

My Magical Jerk needed a tomato that they would often break. One might find this to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the chosen thing.

My Magical Jerk desperately desired a can of coke that they would sometimes smash. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

My Magical Jerk desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly odd activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

My Magical Jerk owned a pint of cider to annihilate It is considered to be a funny approach to life, to me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.