The Boring Jerk

The Boring Jerk needed a cup that they liked to drop. It should have been a fairly unusual thought, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a cup is the item to opt for.

The Boring Jerk had a set of lego to put in the bath with him. It would have been an unusual action, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the item to choose.

The Boring Jerk owned a hat that they liked to insert somewhere. It is a weird and wonderful operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a hat being the thing opted for.

The Boring Jerk always carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes experiment on. It would have been a fairly curious activity, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

The Boring Jerk often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a fairly original operation, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

The Boring Jerk desperately needed a toilet brush that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is a weird undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.