Square Jerk

Square Jerk searched for a bat that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would be an exciting action, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a bat was the chosen thing.

Square Jerk desperately craved for a set of lego that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the item to choose.

Square Jerk desperately desired a piece of paper that they liked to share. This is certainly a fairly unusual approach to life, to many, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

Square Jerk had a little monkey that they would embrace. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising idea, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

Square Jerk desperately craved for a stretchman that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to most, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

Square Jerk desperately craved for a crown that they sometimes share. It would have been a somewhat surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a crown was the chosen thing.