A Funny Jerk

A Funny Jerk carried a tomato to insert somewhere. This is certainly an unusual suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a tomato being the thing opted for.

A Funny Jerk desired a bottle of beer to rub on his belly. It is an astonishing undertaking, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

A Funny Jerk desperately craved for a set of lego that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the item that was selected.

A Funny Jerk desperately needed a piece of paper to hug. It might have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

A Funny Jerk found a Harry Potter wand that they would experiment on. It might have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

A Funny Jerk found a pencil sharpener to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly weird action, to me, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be entertaining. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.