His Square Jerk

His Square Jerk needed a set square that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly original activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a set square was the thing that was selected.

His Square Jerk owned a Harry Potter wand to embrace. This seems a new operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

His Square Jerk needed a pencil sharpener to throw. It was considered to be a fairly surprising activity, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

His Square Jerk always kept a cup that they sometimes break. This seems to be a fairly strange proposal, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a cup was the thing that was opted for.

His Square Jerk desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would sometimes smash. This might appear to be a fairly different operation, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be fun. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

His Square Jerk carried a radiator that they would sometimes share. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a radiator being the chosen item.