My Adorable Jerk

My Adorable Jerk craved for a sword that they would often annihilate This seems to be a fairly exciting exercise, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the item that was chosen.

My Adorable Jerk always had with them a can of Tango that they would put on his head. It was a weird activity, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

My Adorable Jerk owned a crown that they would often demolish. One might find this to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a crown being the chosen item.

My Adorable Jerk desperately desired a teapot that they would share. It is considered to be a fairly weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. A teapot having that done to it

My Adorable Jerk desperately looked for a piece of paper that they sometimes break. It should be a somewhat surprising proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be breathtaking. A piece of paper being the chosen thing.

My Adorable Jerk always carried a toilet brush to eat. It is a fairly unusual approach to life, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.