It’s Friday 31 July 2020
A round-up of the weeks Social Media interactions. Some are funny, some you’ll need to read the conversation to understand the context.
LATEST 𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐒:
The “Naughty Tory” Charlie Elphicke has apparently been dumped by his wife via Twitter. Brings a whole new meaning to the term Social Distancing
𝐈𝐍 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐒:
@jamie says we have appalling ketchup spreading skills. Source
@ghostdancer craves a proper English breakfast. Source
@ggarron isn't sure if it's an Eglish breakfast or an Irish breakfast? If it was Irish it would just be a plate of potatoes. Source
@tig says our e-ink could be used for temperature readouts. Source
@alastair_hm is appalled we have no black pudding. Source
@tpheine knows far too much about man juices. Source
@Grandtheftautism says the larping goes too far. Source
@penguin42 said there were 1000 applicants for a receptionist job in Manchester. Source
@nigeldgreen is now sitting in the Chestnut Cafe where I sold you and you sold me. Source
@silkevicious wants to rename CastleCannon Source
@Arwalk thinks our basic problem is PEBCAK. Source
@timttmy thinks we're a parody of Father Ted. Source
@andyc says we are small-minded. Source
@basil doesn't realise he has a trained killer for a pet. Source
@stardot thinks Trump wants to kick him in the gonads. Source
@wyliecoyoteuksays our rock is comfy. Source
@FinanceLeo says we can't go wrong with Hive Source
@raamesa meant "Vote for everyone." Source
@SPCoulson posted a clip that wouldn't look out of place in "Debbie does Dallas" Source
@chillicampari wants the app but doesn't want the work. Source
@fabsh is in the woods singing: ♫ ♪ "I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK....." ♬ ♩ Source
@pawpala prefers a wet shave. The man has a beard for Pete's sake! Source
@NathanMars7 went all philosophical and told us "Life goes on." Source
@steevc told us to "Waggle it about a bit." Source
@m8ttbr0wn is desperate for us to use Brave Browser. Source
@NoSheds likes out 'Stickyback plastic' Source
@dr_kulp is searching for something working away quietly in the basement. Source
@mcnalu knows what we mean, we're glad he does. Source
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