Your new nickname is "The Notorious OJA".

I don't carry a wallet, so all of the items were loose in my jeans pocket. It was an honest mistake, but my short-term memory loss and lack of proof of who I was made life challenging those first 3 months, after the hospital visit. I lost all of my identification, forgot all passwords to my laptop and phone.

Total nightmare, but I was alive, at least. Total fluke about the cards getting shred.