5 things you’d wanna know about zombies.

#1 Origin
Zombies are said to have originated in Haiti or the republic of Haiti, a state on Hispaniola.

This is mainly because the zombies had similar features. Zombies are raised from the dead and have no emotions or ties with the world or worldly things or that’s what they say, I mean what if they have a secret life.

#2 They’re harmless
Zombies are immensely judged. :) They aren’t really blood thirsty or crave human brains rather they just roam around aimlessly, waiting for their soul to be liberated. So in case of a zombie apocalypse you don’t gotta bring out the guns, well unless it’s an Alien zombie. Then you’re just fucked.

#3 Going back.
So turns out that recovery is a thing. YOU CAN BE HUMAN AGAIN. Since zombies are considered to be controlled by a Vodou sorcerer and the zombie’s soul is being held hostage, once this Vodou dude dies or gets taken out the spell is broken, the soul is liberated and the zombie turns into a beautiful prince and they all live happily ever after.

Get it? Prince……Zombie

#4 Australia, who knew?
Although they got thin ozone and whatever, it just so happens that if the zombies work towards world domination, Australia might be our sanctuary, they got fun guns and shit.

#5 Reanimation is a thing.
If you’ve ever watched Naruto, you know this shits legit. There have also been instances of Vodou sorcerers breaking into people’s tombs to try it out. Humans trying to raise the dead is like me trying to raise my grades.

So there it is….hope you are enlightened. :)