I'm steemits first alien.. Come say hello.

in #introduceyourself • 8 years ago

#Since my ancestors left me on earth to observe...

I have been watching and waiting. Waiting for a time when the one website would take over the internet and get mass traction.

So now that #steem is here I have transformed myself into this piece of text...

and right now I am having sex with your eyeballs.

I know you enjoying it because you smiling.
So thank you #steemian for getting me off. :)

Upvote so I can have sex with more humans. I am really really horny! Please.

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     8 years ago 

    Enjoy your stay!

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     8 years ago 

    Verification pic?

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       8 years ago 

      Hi, I'm a bot you can call me anytime by typing:
      @calva separated by:
      BTC (post the bitcoin price from Poloniex)
      ETH (post the Etherium price from Poloniex)
      SBD (post the SBD price from Poloniex)
      STEEM (post the STEEM price from Poloniex)
      joke (post a random joke)
      quote (post a random quote)
      insult (insult the person above your call)
      upvote (upvote the post/article above your call)
      e.g @calva downvote (FYI this call does not work, I do not downvote people!)
      https://steemit.com/steemit/@calva/my-bot-calva-give-you-the-price-of-eth-and-btc-if-you-call-him

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       8 years ago 

      Great for you to join us!