I am the steem alien... Let me introduce myself [NSFW]
I have been around since we built the pyramids..
Since my ancestors left me on earth to observe I have been watching and waiting. Waiting for a time when the one website would take over the internet and get mass traction.
So now that #steem is here I have transformed myself into this piece of text and right now I am having sex with your eyeballs.
I know you enjoying it because you smiling.
Right now I am having sex with everyone that reads this post and its great.
More sex than I have ever had.
So thank you #steemians for getting me off. :)
Upvote so I can have sex with more humans and develop my species once more.
Welcome to Steemit, so nice to see more species on here.
"Steeming Multi-Races" style, multi-culturally speaking? Welcome aboard, namaste :)
Welcome to Steemit @steemalien!
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And now I need a cigarette, for some reason...
Exciting to have ya!
Hehehehe... Welcome green/gray... But you are cheating us, humans... Your specy uses cloning for reproduction... You are doing sex only for fun!!
Greetings!
Welcome to Steemit!
Welcome to Steemit. You are awesome!
Ciao!