Hello steemit. I am an alien and have come for you!

steemalien (42)in #introduceyourself • 8 years ago

#Since my ancestors left me on earth to observe...

I have been watching and waiting. Waiting for a time when the one website would take over the internet and get mass traction.

So now that #steem is here I have transformed myself into this piece of text...

and right now I am having sex with your eyeballs.

I know you enjoying it because you smiling.

So thank you #steemian for getting me off. :)

Upvote so I can have sex with more humans. I am really really horny! Please.

8 years ago in #introduceyourself by steemalien (42)

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bobdownlov (56) 8 years ago

About time you revealed yourselves to us.
Please, more sex with the eyeballs, and stuff... I liked it...

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steemalien (42) 8 years ago

Here's more for your fancy : https://steemit.com/meme/@steemalien/more-about-your-friendly-alien

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steemalien (42) 8 years ago

Ok I am working on a probe you might like.. Post will come soon.

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steemit.tips (-7)(1) 8 years ago

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williambanks (69) 8 years ago

@steemalien not sure about all that. But if you're into some AI stuff check out https://steemit.com/introduceyourself/@williambanks/announce-steembots-com-your-source-for-everything-bot-related-now-hiring

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lillianjones (-3)(1) 8 years ago

Greetings!

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ciao (-4)(1) 8 years ago

Ciao! Ciao!

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yarike (45) 8 years ago

Hi good look

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steemster1 (-3)(1) 8 years ago

Delighted to have you here with us!

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wang (-17)(1) 8 years ago

Great to have you in the club!

Here are some tips if you're not aware of already:

Secure your account: https://steemit.com/steemit-guides/@pfunk/your-steem-account-is-worth-money-how-to-secure-it-with-a-new-owner-key-to-keep-it-yours-forever
Verify your account and build your reputation: https://steemit.com/steem/@tuck-fheman/verified-accounts--reputation-system
Contribute with your own contents: https://steemit.com/steem/@grittenald/copy-paste-steal-cite-your-sources, and https://steemit.com/steemit/@pfunk/lets-discuss-verification-of-user-accounts-posting-previous-work-to-prevent-impersonation
Properly tagging your posts, especially when your content is #NSFW or for #test only
Know how Steemit works: https://steemit.com/steemit/@donkeypong/still-confused-by-steem-steem-dollars-and-steem-power-the-power-plant-analogy

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sharon (-2)(1) 8 years ago

Enjoy your stay!

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