Sigmund Presentation: Mental Health in Steemit is my mission [costed us 80.000SBD so far...]

in #introduceyourself7 years ago (edited)

💣Good Morning💣🔥

Dear Steemians,

My mission is to treat the mental sickness. I have found in this place plenty of delusional individuals talking to themself.

Through psychoanalysis I have determined the root cause. My diagnose: Multiple-Personality Disorder.

Many of my Steemian patients do not only talk to themselves, but they also vote themselves.

My recommended treatment is: 500mg of downvote per day.

Note: please be aware Multiple-Personality Disorder creates na ego separation, manifesting in the patient having not only a double account, but also commeting and voting himself with separated "Personas"

🤕Patient List🤕

Multiple personalitiestotal payout (SBD)number of autovotes in comments
'voter': ['sigizzang'], 'author': 'sigizzang'5163,062289
'voter': ['noaommerrr'], 'author': 'aluma'2615,726502
'voter': ['eeks'], 'author': 'eeks'2298,71629
'voter': ['surfyogi'], 'author': 'surfyogi'2249,676259
'voter': ['greatpath'], 'author': 'greatpath'2002,332140
'voter': ['matt-a'], 'author': 'matt-a'1846,02225
'voter': ['pal'], 'author': 'pal'1735,27105
'voter': ['nextgencrypto'], 'author': 'randowhale'1734,0541361
'voter': ['movievertigo'], 'author': 'movievertigo'1412,984267
'voter': ['lexiconical'], 'author': 'lexiconical'1298,634121
'voter': ['razorwave8', 'me-tarzan', 'spinbunny', 'otisbrown'], 'author': 'me-tarzan'1256,14660
'voter': ['jrcornel'], 'author': 'jrcornel'1236,5925
'voter': ['crypto-p'], 'author': 'crypto-p'1196,002311
'voter': ['webdeals'], 'author': 'webdeals'952,864365
'voter': ['eeks', 'demotruk'], 'author': 'eeks'937,56628
'voter': ['inventor16'], 'author': 'inventor16'894,43691
'voter': ['adm'], 'author': 'steemcleaners'878,604536
'voter': ['evanrvoss'], 'author': 'evanrvoss'758,652449
'voter': ['mrwalt'], 'author': 'mrwalt'754,454108
'voter': ['warren.buffett'], 'author': 'road.runner'719,22178
'voter': ['jimjam1210'], 'author': 'jimjam1210'713,866130
'voter': ['dang007'], 'author': 'dang007'685,4497
'voter': ['virus707'], 'author': 'virus707'661,778151
'voter': ['anarchyhasnogods'], 'author': 'anarchyhasnogods'630,932112
'voter': ['damarth'], 'author': 'damarth'612,28453
'voter': ['carface'], 'author': 'carface'601,76846
'voter': ['novina'], 'author': 'novina'600,15265
'voter': ['marco-delsalto'], 'author': 'marco-delsalto'582,67846
'voter': ['tonyson4078'], 'author': 'hien-tran'555,05117
'voter': ['jkkim'], 'author': 'jkkim'553,596210
'voter': ['extrospect'], 'author': 'extrospect'547,84843
'voter': ['sigizzang'], 'author': 'maa'545,8371
'voter': ['oldtimer'], 'author': 'penticton'536,00222
'voter': ['oceancoinz'], 'author': 'oceancoinz'533,63680
'voter': ['jamesbrown', 'truth-revelation'], 'author': 'truth-revelation'525,2247
'voter': ['fminerten1', 'novina'], 'author': 'fminerten1'513,24822
'voter': ['fxminer'], 'author': 'fxminer'452,73838
'voter': ['rl90'], 'author': 'rl90'448,14644
'voter': ['johnsmith'], 'author': 'johnsmith'447,01845
'voter': ['sigizzang', 'hotandrandom'], 'author': 'sigizzang'441,17426
'voter': ['grognak'], 'author': 'grognak'441,07856
'voter': ['craigemslie'], 'author': 'craigemslie'435,52660
'voter': ['etcmike', 'stephenkendal'], 'author': 'stephenkendal'415,48263
'voter': ['kaylinart'], 'author': 'woundedknee'399,01623
'voter': ['goldmatters'], 'author': 'goldmatters'397,72120
'voter': ['mynewsteemit'], 'author': 'mynewsteemit'384,52238
'voter': ['tard'], 'author': 'tard'382,272184
'voter': ['corn113'], 'author': 'corn113'381,36257
'voter': ['salva82'], 'author': 'salva82'379,69666
'voter': ['pairmike'], 'author': 'pairmike'363,12250
'voter': ['penguinpablo'], 'author': 'penguinpablo'345,49233
'voter': ['mynewsteemit'], 'author': 'kms555'343,9246
'voter': ['randowhale'], 'author': 'codebreaker'338,83464
'voter': ['sigizzang', 'mahmoudh'], 'author': 'sigizzang'335,41423
'voter': ['storcogato'], 'author': 'storcogato'334,9299
'voter': ['onealfa'], 'author': 'onealfa'333,22641
'voter': ['gregm', 'wonka'], 'author': 'pilot'326,86249
'voter': ['sebastianjago'], 'author': 'sebastianjago'321,07482
'voter': ['adamhole'], 'author': 'adamhole'306,11295
'voter': ['pairmike', 'steemfactory'], 'author': 'pairmike'301,79229
'voter': ['inuk'], 'author': 'inuk'296,86275
'voter': ['btcmillionaire'], 'author': 'btcmillionaire'290,328162
'voter': ['daniel82'], 'author': 'daniel82'288,88444
'voter': ['greensmile'], 'author': 'greensmile'283,28864
'voter': ['mexbit'], 'author': 'mexbit'280,92842
'voter': ['pal'], 'author': 'cron'280,82423
'voter': ['funnyman'], 'author': 'funnyman'275,362100
'voter': ['steemdoge'], 'author': 'steemdoge'271,45110
'voter': ['sqube', 'knuckz'], 'author': 'knuckz'267,92841
'voter': ['worldclassplayer'], 'author': 'worldclassplayer'262,84249
'voter': ['hardikv'], 'author': 'hardikv'252,13836
'voter': ['roy2016', 'xels'], 'author': 'xels'233,95236
'voter': ['capper2016', 'richard-921'], 'author': 'richard-921'228,89836
'voter': ['etcmike'], 'author': 'etcmike'228,65475
'voter': ['itsmein3d', 'laddawan'], 'author': 'laddawan'228,28829
'voter': ['avilsd'], 'author': 'avilsd'224,9136
'voter': ['oldtimer'], 'author': 'oldtimer'224,42424
'voter': ['fminerten1'], 'author': 'fminerten1'223,13452
'voter': ['broncnutz'], 'author': 'broncnutz'220,4437
'voter': ['stefanarud'], 'author': 'stefanarud'220,01672
'voter': ['very'], 'author': 'very'217,00434
'voter': ['randowhale', 'andyluy', 'randowhale1', 'randowhalebonus'], 'author': 'andyluy'214,39637
'voter': ['juliank'], 'author': 'juliank'214,03449
'voter': ['ctrl-alt-nwo'], 'author': 'ctrl-alt-nwo'211,202120
'voter': ['koreaculture'], 'author': 'koreaculture'210,49274
'voter': ['kus-knee', 'goodvibrations'], 'author': 'kus-knee'208,77232
'voter': ['dantethegreat'], 'author': 'dantethegreat'207,51281
'voter': ['uplus'], 'author': 'doosan'207,18855
'voter': ['lasseehlers'], 'author': 'lasseehlers'204,8289

Additional Notes: Only taking into account delusional symptoms since last HF (2017.06.20)

Yours Sincerely,
Sigmund Freud

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Welcome to Steemit sigmundfreud.

Thanks, I will try to fight autovote disease.

Welcome sigmundfreud to Steemit.

Nice to be here my friend.

Hii Sigmundfreud nice to read about you.i am surendra from india,am also a new on steemit and welcome you to steemit.i have followed you.so, can you also follow me.Best of luck and also upvote me.

HiiSigmundfreud nice to read about you.i am surendra from india,am also a new on steemit and welcome you to steemit.i have followed you.so, can you also follow me.Best of luck and also upvote me.

welcome to steemit 👍

Thank you Sir.

haha @sigmundfreud... amazing post, it should be at the 'funny' category actually... and awesome nickname... If those nicknames are indeed real Steemians (I didn't check), then you did some research there! I followed a. to see more of that and b. because it's just cool to follow Sigmund Freud!!!! Starting a Psychology class via coursera (https://www.coursera.org/ The open portal of free courses from universities all over the world) so it made sense ;) Oh, and welcome of course! Steem on!

Welcome to the amazing world of steemit. Followed. Follow me back 😘