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Really?
Please tell me a better way

Write a damn post that describes your services, then make use of resteeming services to get the word out, also paying vote bots to vote you up. Also, maybe actually being social and making friends, who can help vote and resteem you, and picking up followers the natural way.

Spamming a bunch of bullshit that's totally off topic isn't going to work. And if you are not smart enough to figure that out, never in a million years would consider using your service.

Oh. .thanks
I'm new here bro

and the community grows even more diverse