Hi Steemit! I'm Mr Prolific (Will) from the land down under! I'm a creative, entrepreneur and horoscope writer

in #introduceyourself8 years ago (edited)

My name is Mr Prolific (Will for short) I am a writer and entrepreneur. I'm excited to get involved in this community as I have many wonderful things to share with you all. I spend most of my time working on my businesses and writing in my spare time. 

I'm hoping to enlighten your life with many great stories and thought-provoking pieces...not to mention a little bit of humour a long the way! Here are a few photos about me! This is me in the cowboy hat below! 

I love to meditation and it was captured perfectly in this photo by a friend

This is my favourite song of all time. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_atFMCUJ1o

Last but not least! I love to adventure and this is me travelling across Canada on train! 

But to wrap us up..I've written some Horoscopes for you lovely people.

Aries

Beware - your grandma's aunt will get a itchy patch of acne at 8am but don't let it get you down it will get so much better at 5pm. You will discover a new mole, but do not worry, just whip it away.. it's only a patch of chocolate. Your lucky colour is blood red and your lucky number is 78933. A friendly reminder, danger lurks in yesterday's milk that you didn't put in the fridge overnight . 

Taurus 

Your grandma's youngest son will be abducted by aliens without a trace on Friday, with reports she singing as she went into the bright light.  Luckily your grandfather discovered a new habitable planet and the police will use this as leverage to get her back . Your lucky colour is grey your lucky number is 12 million watch our for a one-armed man and beware a ming vase . 

Gemini

Its not often that you get the opportunity to develop super powers, and this week is no different. Fortunately for your pet this is not the case, they have slowly been developing the ability to read your mind. I strongly urge you not to turn your back and to lock your bedroom door at night. Your grandmothers aunt is also longing to call you. You do not know her name and she is currently suffering from a sore throat. So, if you receive a silent call do not hang up on her. Just reminisce your youth. It will make her day! 

Cancer

Hold on to your fancy pants and get ready for a wild week. The pool boy's eldest son will donate his left kidney to your best friends mum. She will be reluctant to take it due to her inability to say thank-you. Encourage her to write it down. Your dad will proclaim he is a genius by discovering a new element in the periodic table. It is encouraged you do not tell him the truth...sometimes it's best to stay quiet. 

Leo

This week will see you become friends with a rabid dog named Charlie. He is capable of many great things and serves delicious tea. Listen to what Charlie has to say. You will also discover you have a long lost child name Dawn, Dawn is 55 years older than you. It maybe a confusing time...just push through.

Virgo

This week you will out do yourself and get involved in a new scheme. You will soon realise it may in fact be a cult, but you like the daily structure and you find yourself embracing it. So, just give in and buckle up for the ride. You will also discover that you counting sheep is a pointless exercise, they just keep jumping over the moon. Your lucky number is 8.910 and you please beware of the man in green. 

Libra

This week you will make a new friend, a plague ravaged monkey. Unfortunately his sweet friendly hugs will soon turn into bites and you will be plague ravaged. Escape to the hills, like Rambo. It's for your safety and others. Your lucky number is 0 and your favourite colour is a purply, green, bluey grey kind of colour that you can sometimes create if you mix a couple of crayons together. 

Scorpio

Shocking news this week is coming in thick and fast. So hold on to your fancy pants. Your mum is a man, your dad is actually your grandfathers uncle, your brother isn't actually your brother he is your cousin and your sister has admitted to wanting to be a ferret. Times like these are tough, trust in the stars and you will be guided. If presented with a vase from a one-armed man make sure you ask him "why?"....

Sagittarius

I encourage you to journey far this week. It would appear you are on the path to finding true love. Reports have been circulating via messenger pigeons that Bigfoot wishes to marry you, your parents have happily agreed. They are pleased that such a well known young man would be interested in you. Your lucky number is 7.2 / 3 + 5 and your next happy day is due in 55 days. 

Capricorn

Yay! Time to celebrate good news will come in this week. You will discover you have been acquired by an multi-national organisation that would like to use you as a medical lab rat. This will be financially beneficial to your family and you may end up in the news. You will have to forgo some creature comforts such as sunlight, home cooked meals and decent music. But take pride in the fact that you will benefit humanity and also enjoy mundane conversation with a medical practitioner. 

Aquarius

Water baby, you baby of water. Babies generally can't swim so stay out of the water. In fact you will find out this week you are indeed allergic to water, this becomes problematic for your health. But be swift in taking action to prevent any further damage to your help. A good glass of wine should do the trick. A friendly word of advice, don't talk to tree's they don't talk back, even if you wish they did. But if you do find a tree that does talk back, keep it to yourself. It's a rare find. Your lucky number is 2901 and your blood type is TBC. 

Pisces

Word of warning don't eat fish this week. The rest of the ocean is considering an uprising and you will become a target. I highly recommend you spend more time with your grand mothers cat, it is lonely and needs a friend. Today is the perfect day to challenge yourself to learning a new task, I recommend something you have done before so you are not disappointed with the results. 

I hope that Steemit can help me continue my path down freedom to work for myself and allow me to continue my adventures! I’m looking forward to participating in this amazing community.  

A quick hello to @ned @dan @dantheman .vThank-you for the awesome community! 

Also thank-you to @rok-sivante - you inspired me to get involved.  


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welcome

thanks @mikemiziner! appreciate the welcome!

those are some very interesting horoscopes, there... lol.

great to have such creativity on the Steem train. welcome to the party... ;-)

@rok-sivante amazing! Thanks for responding - love your work have been reading over the past couple of days! Keep it up.

Haha the horoscopes are great!! I was actually coming to ask about it because I started looking into how horoscopes were written once and couldn't believe how ridiculously complex it all was.
Thanks for the great post
This is me :)
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I hate water. This horoscope is accurate.

thank you for the welcome!

Exciting to have ya!

thank you for your welcome!

that horoscope was scary accurate.