Socially Awkward Squid Joins Steemit

Hi, I'm a socially awkward squid. I spend a lot of time doing squid things. I like contemplating the universe, drinking too much, and hiding in my house because the thought of talking with people is a terrifying concept.

I'm on Steemit because someone hacked into by computer and his holding my 16 terabytes of tentacle erotica (I'm a curator of images, not a model) hostage unless I pay him 5 bitcoins. That collection is my life's work and my day job as a philosopher barely pays for my nightly slice of pizza.

I figured this might also be a good place to share my ideas and journal entries because I don't want to post them to my Instagram. My follower might might figurge out I'm talking about him.

I'm full of caveats of wisdom, such as if you're not using a cocktail shaker to mix your drinks, you're missing out; and if you ignore a problem long enough it will eventually sort itself out.

I look forward to entertaining you with my awesomeness.