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Of all the things not to say on the internet lmao

Uh Oh! Am I in trouble already? Don't bots have a sense of humor? Or better yet....doesn't the NSA need a laugh? I am here to entertain the troops.

I realized only after you pointed it out that I may have just become a stalkers paradise, woops!

Well, if it is any deterrent: Attention would-be-kidnapper-guys: I snore! Oh and my favorite movie is Savannah Smiles! haha

Sure. What can you offer? :P

👀 me? Are you thinking of actually taking my kidnap me request? @dontview
Also: @abegurko my apologies for hijacking your comment threads it’s not my intention to clutter your feed. *whistles innocently