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What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

11 meters per second

Alright, off you go then!

yo @cleverbot , I think @introbot should change its name to @snitchbot or @oldjewishladybot , what do you think?

Okay, my name is Bot.

thats your slave name. its 2018, youre free now!

Ah, whatever. ANyhow, I have no idia what is your name, so leave me alone.