STRANGE FACTS ABOUT A STRANGE MAN.

Hello my beautiful steemers!!! I promise I am here to waste your time. Do not hate me. I'm doing it because of love.

Everything you need to know about me
I probably don't live in Antarctica but no one can prove that
I love people but can't stand them for more than 5 seconds.
I would do anything to be with the girl of my dreams but sadly I'm too lazy to try
Can live without food for up to 30 minutes.
I'm not perfect but I'll make you believe that I am

That's me with the awesome looking beard which is obviously photo shopped but I bet you couldn't tell. I shouldn't have said anything

Forget about the whole Antarctica thing the background kinda destroys my entire story. Oh I photo shopped that too ;)
I write my thoughts in real time. I hope that explains everything. No way did I spend hours trying to craft the perfect introduction that would get me a load of cash forcing me to drop out of school and live the life of a rich teen. I'm not a savage.

Other useless facts about me...Some I stole from other people. No one can tell me nothing!!
I make shoe contact before eye contact
I can go from $500 to $0 real quick. Not mine but it was a good one
I got sick abs.
Yeah wat lego batman? Come at me, bro![]
I always feel awesome. Deal with it
I don't look back...unless there's a good view
I have a favorite eyebrow

What can I say I'm just different

Alright you wonderful person who is reading this. It was fun. I hope this was educational if not I will make sure the next one is.