Ice dispensers.

It’s important to ask the bellhop to get you ice, to stall and also not be all up in your business, because you forgot to prep $5 and need to go look for it in the bag where you shoved it haphazardly when you got change for a $20 used to buy a bottle of water because they hold you hostage from TSA onward and a magazine that you were sure you’d read on the plane but of course didn’t and oh shit that was $18.26 WTF how am I gonna tip this dude fine here’s a $20.

Shit, was that a $50?!

I need a drink. Good thing I got my half-yard of ice. Shit.