Haha.

That visual made my day.

Rats are stuff of nightmares.

When we moved into our new house, the previous owners had been living with them. Like, just letting them take vacancy. Da. Fuq.

I got a cage and live caught FIFTEEN fuckers. I didn't want to deal with the mess of killing them, so they were released into the wild a few miles out from our house. I still have nightmares about hearing/seeing them. It has been nearly 3 years and no sign of them after I put the proper precautions in, but damn that was a living nightmare. I am glad you got some humor out of your experience!