THE DISAPPOINMENT

in #humour7 years ago (edited)

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We have been dating now for over 3½months now and everything seems okay.
So as at last week, she decided to come over to my abode. As we were together catching fun, her phone rang but she felt intimidated to pick her call, so I asked her why she is not picking her call?. She said nothing, and for me to check who the caller was. I saw 'Sterling Bank calling'; and I pleaded to her just to pick the call, maybe the Bank has some crytocurrency for us. After that, another call entered and it was 'Guarantee Trust Bank nailing, she ignored the call.
From there I started cooling my temper to enjoy the movie, as I eased myself from the addiction
UBA called and I decided to pick it but the caller didn't talk when he heard a male’s voice and I cut the call. After some minutes, First Bank called, she held the call
when Zenith Bank called, she yelled at Zenith Bank then Fidelity bank’s came in and she rejected the call.
Subsequently, after an hour, another call entered, then her phone was singing John Legend's song I decided to check who called. I saw 'CBN', she was eager to pick it she does picked CBN's call so well.
I then asked her, and she replied that it was one of his Uncle working that use the office landline to call her. I said it cool.
Few minutes later, World Bank called and she was full of joy to pick the call.
After she finished receiving the call, I sensed and picked up my phone to flash her
number...
You wouldn’t believe what I saw....?!
“MICROFINANCE BANK”

PLEASE ADVISE ME, WHAT SHOULD I DO??

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Wow...I have laughed my ass off on this. Funny but heartbreaking.