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Master Gandalf can dispose of that for you....! No wind equals no result.... well that's what my kids say! You should check out the Bristol Stool chart and check the health of your load! 20 years of nursing taught me a thing or two.... and if it's brown... flush it down! Do your wife a favour!

No wife, she F off already

Sorry to hear that... apparently we are more trouble than we are worth!
That's why they were chasing the ring and not the chicks!

I am much happier here. Don't have to do house cleaning n cooking no more.