Stupid Questions 389
American actress Jessica Serfaty, and “the clicket gate” are not mentioned much this edition. Nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, ladies and gents!
Is it true that when your wife or girlfriend asks you which two of her friends you would choose for a threesome, the truth is you should not have selected two of them?
Is it true that more men would wake up their women with oral sex if more women slept with their mouths open?
Do you know what dildoes and soybeans have in common?
( They’re both meat substitutes.)
Guys, do you ever hide your wife’s inhaler so the neighbors think you’re a stallion when they hear her gasping: “Give it to me!”?
Do I still have to ask: which part of the word “illegal” do some of you still fail to comprehend?
Would you miss it if I forgot to include lesbians?
Is the minor character “Stretch” Cunningham from “All In The Family” related to The Cunninghams in “Happy Days”?
Does anyone miss the butt stuff when it’s not included here?
You know I don’t write most of this stuff, don’t you?
Is it true that if you ever date a dominatrix, you should never suggest it’s time to hit the sack?
Are you tired of people who know less than you thinking they know more and making that apparent on social media?
Is it true that if you think there’s nothing better than sex, you’ve never had a cop turn on his lights behind you and then pull over someone else?
Isn’t “spooning” really more like “Let’s see how much ‘accidental’ booty wiggling it takes to give the guy a boner”?
Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?
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