Stupid Questions 388

American singer-songwriter, and actress Lady Gaga, and “the mattress jig” aren’t mentioned much this edition. Nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, people!

“Oh Woman, Oh Why?”

Is it true that “if you want him to eat it like groceries, you gotta wash that sh*t like dishes”?

Danica asked: “Do you ever wake up in the morning and think: ‘No, I’m not ready for this sh*t’?”

Is it true that good p-ssy always comes with a psycho b-tch attached?

How thick can a soup get before it becomes a stew?

Is it true that “dry coochie don’t fart, it cough”?

What means of transportation gives people colds?
(A choo-choo train.)

Do I still have to ask: which part of the word “illegal” do some of you still fail to comprehend?

“How Can I Be Sure?”
“Imagine” asked: “Is anal squirting a thing or did this btch just sht in my bed?”

Would you miss it if I forgot to include lesbians?

Is it true that having an orchiectomy really takes balls?

Does anyone miss the fetish material when it’s not included here?

Dove asked: “How do I tell my boyfriend that I want him to scream at me in bed like he’s Gordon Ramsey and I am the little chef who just ruined creme brulee?”

If a trans-lesbian marries a bisexual does that make the person a BLT?

If someone tells you to smell something and says: “This is really disgusting! Smell it!” Do you sniff it?

If Bruce Banner is driving a car and turns into the Hulk while in the car is any damage covered by his car insurance?

Don’t you love unionized delivery people who can’t read the word “FRAGILE”?

“Why So Blue?”

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

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