Stupid Questions 386
American rapper Kash Doll, and “Homeless-sexual” aren’t mentioned much this edition. Nothing here but more stupid questions. Here they are, folks!
Did you hear about the husband who told his wife that he was filling their waterbed with seawater?
(He was hoping then her clam would open up.)
Do you ever find yourself driving behind someone in traffic shouting: “CanwemakethelightCanwemakethelightCanwemakethelight!?”
(That way, if it gets leaked online, the Disney attorneys will have the posts all taken down.)
Is it true that you may not be everyone’s cup of tea because you’re more like moonshine?
Do I still have to ask: which part of the word “illegal” do some of you still fail to comprehend?
Girls, have you ever been on top of your guy in bed and peed on him and told him you were squirting just because you were too lazy to get off and go into the bathroom?
Guys, is it true that if a girl starts drawing things around your nipples you should just jump up, get dressed and leave because she’s about to ask at least one stupid-@ss question?
How do chicks with no @ss keep their panties on?
Why do people tell actors to “break a leg”?
(Because every play has a cast.)
Gals, what if your coochie growled like a stomach when you were horny?
Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?
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