How To Get Rich Quickly

in #humor7 years ago

Hello everyone. This is my first post. And because people rarely read these days, I'll try to be as succinct as possible while providing as much quality content as possible.

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Really. Who reads some random anonymous blog on some forgotten website that pretty much says nothing? So that's why I chose to use my first post to help people out. Let's all be rich so that we can stop working.

And you don't really need to do much. Provided you follow the simple walkthrough I provide below, you will become very rich with minimum effort in a matter of minutes! How cool does that sound, huh?

Now, the brighter of you might be skeptical already. I understand that. You've probably heard the phrase "There's no such thing as a free lunch." So allow me to dispel your fears and doubts. I am a very reputable individual backed by a professional team based in Nigeria with decades of experience under their belt. Together, we have skimmed... err... I mean helped our clients to get rich.

To further strengthen your belief in me, I must add that we have not only helped people get rich, but we have also got others out of a tight spot in the process.

For example, we helped the very esteemed Nigerian company with transferring funds:

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We also helped a Nigerian astronaut stuck in space for so many years:
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Now, what kind of good soul would suddenly decide to cheat people out of their hard-earned money? Surely you wouldn't think that, would you?

So now that I have established my authenticity, let us get straight to the topic. Let me tell you how to get rich quickly.

It is very simple. Just send me all your money and I will triplicate them in an hour!

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