How can you politely decline to answer a close friend's questions about the amount of my monthly salary?

Stuck in a salary conversation with a friend and not sure how to react? No worries! These humorous responses can help you navigate the situation with ease:

1. My salary? Oh it's enough to make Scrooge McDuck jealous! Just kidding it's enough to keep the lights on and maybe grab some cheap pizza slices every now and then.

2. Enough to keep the ramen flowing but not enough for caviar dreams.

3. Let's just say I'm not rolling in dough but I can still afford to treat you to grab some coffee.

4. My salary is like the weather - constantly changing but always enough to get by.

5. If I told you I'd have to charge you a consulting fee. How about 'enough' as an answer?

6. Top secret, friend. It's part of the 'Friendship Agreement' we signed, right?