My New Mexican Restaurant - Another "Language-Pun"

in #humor7 years ago (edited)

"You have guac to be kidding me!"
- Unknown

- Speaking of tortillerias,

I've for a very long time wanted to open a Mexican Restaurant.

Have you ever noticed how Mexican restaurants are named?

I suspect there may be an unwritten rule that requires the syllable "Bert" (or something close) to be a part of the restaurant name.

For example,

there's Alberto's, Jilberto's, Humberto's, Roberto's, Erickberto's, and on and on we could go.

Is the syllable **"Bert"** in the name?

Is the syllable "Bert" in the name?
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Without further ado, I'd like to announce the name and present the key staff members of my new Mexican restaurant.

Cue the drum-roll and searchlights, please...

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Welcome to Abierto's!

A Fine Mexican Restaurant

We Never Close!

Manager: Tom Bien
Chef: Tom Poco
 
[ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom!]


~FIN~


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haha...the lady look cool , lol

Thanks! Found her at http://pixabay.com - a really good source of free stock photos. ;)

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Fix it! Please fix it! :O

Manager: Tom Bien
Chef: Tom Poco

In the words of Larry the Cable Guy, "I don't care who you are, that's funny right there." 😄

Thanks, friend. Just feeling in a silly mood this evening! :D

Ha ha never thought of that. We have a few "berts" here too! good post!

Thanks! Just fooling around a bit today... ;)

Well made me laugh ;) good day! go grab some mexican for dinner lol

Only if she's pretty... ;)

HAHAHAHA! Awesome dude, awesome!

Haha congrats on the restaurant

Thank you!

I hope you'll dine with us often! ;)

@creatr. You're extra punny in Spanish.

Hahahaha!

Haha very punny puns @creatr. Come to think of it, I've seen that old lady before - at a slightly modest Mexican restaurant called "Humberto y Ernesto," where the waiters were all dressed up as Sesame Street characters and Oscar the Grouch ushered you to your table.

Yea I know, I need to stop watching so much PBS lol

Thanks for staco-ing in... ;)

lol anytime amigo - you just continue your rib-tickling stories and I'll keep jajaja-ing!