RE: The Secret to Earning Followers
I'm actually planning on writing a song using those comments as the lyrics. They're too funny not to compile into a humorous music video!
Too funny! I thought about that in a post a while ago. https://steemit.com/comments/@papa-pepper/the-lost-art-of-making-comments-on-steemit-friends-forever-all-your-upvotes-okay
I was trying to top the ones that I had encountered with my own, and this was the best that I could do:
"You my friend forever. Please upvote my posts for your happiness."
"This post is another example of how your posts benefit all who have ever lived and make the world shine brighter with each passing day. The only way to even attempt to improve it is by upvoting my recent post."
"I have followed you for two days now and you never upvote me. I no longer follow you. resteemed."
" I no longer follow you. resteemed." Hilarious! Yeah, the last one is gold.
I was writing some down from the trending pages yesterday...
" Bcak me vote and flow plzz"
"Nice post I am votes you please votes me all time anynews and I following you."
The best one I've seen is one I got a few months ago: "Thanks for all your advises. Here's a bunch of token."
As far as the song, I remember your post from awhile back. I'm going to take my time with this one; I think it could be really funny. For now I'm just writing down the best comments I see. I don't need to look much further than your posts. Maybe we can create some collaborative hilarity.
Thanks for commenting!