How-to obliterate the patriarchy!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I certainly cannot speak for any of y'all but this patriarchal nightmare has got me against a rock and a hard place.
It's been keeping me up nights. Real talk.
I've been racking my brain for years about a way to obliterate its bloodsucking stranglehold once and for all.
It's just too goddamn strong.
I think I finally found a chink in it's armor.
Join me, won't you?