Ghost House (1988) Review + FilmsteemCreated with Sketch.

in #horror3 years ago (edited)

Rating: 3/5
AKA: Evil Dead 3 (No, Really! Well in Italy)
Watch Here: https://www.bitchute.com/video/QNBj2Zd5ACWp/

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“Who are you? What do you want? For God sakes, somebody help me! Help! Help! ” - Ham Radio Operator Jim Dalen

You blew all kinds of loads in Fright House, now prepare to blow a different type of load here in Ghost House!

Well not really. See this little oddity is something special. It’s an Italian made horror movie which over in Italy is the 3rd film in the Evil Dead Franchise!

You ask “How” plebs? – Not sure how it works in the modern world of monopolized movie making, but back in the day Italy had some relaxed laws regarding copyright.

For instance, you could literally make a sequel to any movie there, which is the case here for Ghost House.

In Italy, this film is La Casa 3 while Evil Dead 1 & 2 represent La Casa 1 & 2 respectfully.

Alright now enough of that tie in shit, let’s boot scoot boogey right into this bitch.

Paul, ham radio enthusiast; receives multiple, weird transmissions of some sissy crying for help.

After Paul and his girlfriend Martha get spooked, it’s decided that Paul will use his 1980s version of goggle maps (just nerd science) to pin down the location of the eerie broadcast.

This sets the stage for Ghost House where we are treated to the cast trying to solve a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, garnished with chili.

We get a few other characters straight from a fucking PS1 adventure game. Like my boy Pepe here:

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“You should believe in ghosts pea brain!”

There is an element of multiple dangers within this movie. Aside from the ghosts, we have some fucked up grounds keeper who just goes ballistic. Doesn’t make sense but fuck it, it works.

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“What that son of a bitch want!?”

Final Word –

MRHELLBOX – Yeah baby! This is a fun movie. The story keeps you engaged as you discover what’s causing the evil to manifest as it does. FYI this isn’t a direct sequel to Evil Dead, so don’t expect anything related to the Necronomicon or references to Ash.

They basically just used the La Casa 3 name to help boost ticket sales. Fuck it I would have probably done the same. – 3/5

DRUNKEN MASTER – Look I don’t want to spoil the ending, but I laughed my ass off! I’m still laughing, that shit was funny. 3/5

PRINCE PECTORALS – The Dalen clan was doing just fine until Paul and that goofy bitch showed up. I almost want to bet that if they never did find the Ghost House, that the Dalen clan would have setup the worlds first Ham Radio/Fitness Center combo. Broadcasting life coaching advice to the masses while doing dips. 3/5

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DUSTY RHODES: Lemme tell ya Sapphire you need to see this doodad heeya! The Jim Dalen, and the Paul’s with there chemistry. They got 2 things in common baby, 1 they both have fine, regal hair baby, and 2 they got them ham radios from yours truly the common man baby, the American Dream Dusty Rhodes! – 5/5

MRHELLBOX – What the fuck?