If there is one thing that no one ever expects, it's the Spanish Inquisition. If there is another thing no one ever expects beyond that, it's a raft with an undead skeleton looking to smuggle illicit goods behind patrol lines.

With a number of packages - neatly and subtly camouflaged as crates and barrels - on the raft, old Boneapart drapes himself over them to play the part of the dead man that he is and let's the current attempt to float him along. He's pretty sure that any of the Royal Navy would be happy to let a dead man float by without molesting it. Of course, the blockade is now cinder and ashes and flaming chaos, but it's fun to just drape himself over his goods.

Despite being too lazy to get up to try to steer the raft and still trying to look... well.. dead... Boneapart bides his time by idly rolling a pair of @piratedice