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RE: Quest: Save The Salty Tavern! (Unlock the PW Discord)

in Pirate World • 6 years ago

Enter Captain Undy of the Super-Carrier Maiden's Distress, which fires a swarm of mini-nuclear tipped torpedoes towards the Terrorsquid…

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Will any of them hit? TUNE IN NEXT WEEK!!! 🤣

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     6 years ago 

    A barrage of mini-nuclear tipped torpedoes pummel the Infernal Terrorsquid's rubbery body, exploding on contact with nuclear justice. The shockwave forcefully tears off the plastic-bound tentacles of the deadly giant cephalopod. Squirting its ink and struggling to retreat, the Squid is backed into a corner. You could say it was "on its last legs", but The Maiden's Distress blew those off.

    Attack rolled for 6 damage. Terrorsquid currently at 1 HP.

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     6 years ago 

    Maiden's Distress, aka

    MILF's Delight 🤩😻😍

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     6 years ago 

    Swiss Navy for the average Steemit super genius user they fancy themselves

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     6 years ago 

    lmfao!!!

    RUM was supposed to see that

    🤣😹😸😹🤣