I assumed you are a "father" and not a "mother" … Please clarify...

Oh, it's the same for fathers but I'm sure the all days reality can not always be denied. I think my speech should be a product of of the most likely reality and not a product of radical female politics.

… or is this a distinction between pee and poop?

Yes it is.

I didn't know the discussion under my post would be so elaborate...

Pee and poop are always good for surprises. No joke!