I read somewhere Germans thought pigs were lucky animals and so began saving money in pig shaped jars and this caught on later. So not the English saving for a pig but the Germans hoping the pig can give them more money 😂 You are right crocodiles don't cry but they shed tears. Not of happiness or sadness but because they need tears to clear their eye ducts. I don't know if onions can make them tear up, though. That'll be a big help.

There shouldn't be any 🐘 in the room even if it's too heavy and too uncomfortable to carry?

I really don't know much about Pantry Management 101. We don't have winters so stuff don't get scarce and are available 24/7 as long as you have purchasing power. But in your case it looks like you need to really study pantry strategies to survive the winter. I won't last a week where you live. 🥶

I like your comments because they really are off the cuff and spontaneous. Like coins dropping free fall in a piggy bank 😁 Clink Clink Clink