The Lovely Artist

The Lovely Artist desperately looked for a CD player that they would occasionally demolish. It should have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a CD player being the chosen item.

The Lovely Artist searched for a tomato that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly funny proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who assumed it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Artist often carried a bag of flour to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a bag of flour would be the thing that was selected.

The Lovely Artist needed a rubber johnny that they would often demolish. One might say this is a weird undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

The Lovely Artist searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally throw. It might have been an exciting operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

The Lovely Artist desperately desired a pencil sharpener to smash. This is certainly a fairly strange proposal, to most, but not to the Artist, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.